Post by Mini on Jan 3, 2009 1:47:13 GMT -4
Dear Diary...
Today I ran into Kikyo again. Curses! I try to be evil, I really do, but every time I see her, I just... I just... I just want to... No! I must find my happy place! Focus my inner thoughts... I am evil! Evil! Evil! I will kill... but... NO! I WILL kill her! But anyway, I was on my way to enslave some worthless villagers. I mean, who cares about them anyway? They get slaughtered all the time and nobody does anything about it. It's almost pitiful. Almost, though. But then there was Kikyo. She looked at me with those big brown eyes... so big... just like-- NO! She isn't even real, she's just a damned clay body! ... Clay, hmm... NO! Bad thoughts! They aren't evil thoughts, so I musn't think them! Wait, musn't? Why did I use that word? I'm evil! I have to sound evil! I ain't gonna think no thoughts about no clay. There. That sounds evil. Hahaha. There, I can be evil. I'm going to go vent by leading Inuyasha on another wild goose chase. That's always so much fun. And then I'm going to my happy place and thinking happy evil thoughts. Tomorrow, I'll take over the world. HA HA HA!
Dear Diary...
I've been thinking... perhaps I should write down some of my evil world domination plans to share with you. After I kill Inuyasha and that wench who hangs all over him, I WILL take over the world! HA HA HA! Although... perhaps I should figure out a way to go through that well first. I know that's where that wench comes from! I just don't know how. It angers me so! If she can go through, and Inuyasha can go through, why can't I?! It isn't fair!! It's not fair at all!! I'm much better than both of them! Why can't I go through the well?! Oh, now I'm really mad. I'm going to go yell at Kagura.
Dear Diary,
I think that it is time to redecorate my castle. With all these dead carcasses lying around everywhere, it's really, really starting to get this annoying stench. I sent Kanna out on a mission: Collect as many nice smelling flowers as possible. Hopefully she returns soon... Hmm. Perhaps I could use flowers somehow in a plot to kill Inuyasha. I wonder if it's possible for a half demon to drown in flower petals? No, no, that wouldn't work... ah, maybe I could braid the vines and stems together and create some sort of net to catch him in. Or maybe I could lock him in a room with very strong scented flowers until he goes mad with the smells! After all, he is a DOG demon. Mwahaha!
Today I ran into Kikyo again. Curses! I try to be evil, I really do, but every time I see her, I just... I just... I just want to... No! I must find my happy place! Focus my inner thoughts... I am evil! Evil! Evil! I will kill... but... NO! I WILL kill her! But anyway, I was on my way to enslave some worthless villagers. I mean, who cares about them anyway? They get slaughtered all the time and nobody does anything about it. It's almost pitiful. Almost, though. But then there was Kikyo. She looked at me with those big brown eyes... so big... just like-- NO! She isn't even real, she's just a damned clay body! ... Clay, hmm... NO! Bad thoughts! They aren't evil thoughts, so I musn't think them! Wait, musn't? Why did I use that word? I'm evil! I have to sound evil! I ain't gonna think no thoughts about no clay. There. That sounds evil. Hahaha. There, I can be evil. I'm going to go vent by leading Inuyasha on another wild goose chase. That's always so much fun. And then I'm going to my happy place and thinking happy evil thoughts. Tomorrow, I'll take over the world. HA HA HA!
Dear Diary...
I've been thinking... perhaps I should write down some of my evil world domination plans to share with you. After I kill Inuyasha and that wench who hangs all over him, I WILL take over the world! HA HA HA! Although... perhaps I should figure out a way to go through that well first. I know that's where that wench comes from! I just don't know how. It angers me so! If she can go through, and Inuyasha can go through, why can't I?! It isn't fair!! It's not fair at all!! I'm much better than both of them! Why can't I go through the well?! Oh, now I'm really mad. I'm going to go yell at Kagura.
Dear Diary,
I think that it is time to redecorate my castle. With all these dead carcasses lying around everywhere, it's really, really starting to get this annoying stench. I sent Kanna out on a mission: Collect as many nice smelling flowers as possible. Hopefully she returns soon... Hmm. Perhaps I could use flowers somehow in a plot to kill Inuyasha. I wonder if it's possible for a half demon to drown in flower petals? No, no, that wouldn't work... ah, maybe I could braid the vines and stems together and create some sort of net to catch him in. Or maybe I could lock him in a room with very strong scented flowers until he goes mad with the smells! After all, he is a DOG demon. Mwahaha!
