To Edward Cullen

[Amara<3]

Only one swear word! If you can't deal with it, don't read it. :) It's not a horrible one, it references poop if you look it up! =D Anyway, my friend wrote this last night. (Also find it in the debates section!!!)


To Edward Cullen, What can I say,
You got the girl, Bella,
But we all know your gay.

You glitter, with sparkles, all over your skin,
reading about you feels like a sin

Uou have the uniquness to go in the sun,
because of this fact, these books I must Shun

How I hate to hear your name, I could get in a strife
instead of reading your book, I’d rather end my life
seeing your face makes me reach for a knife,
with all your brooding, I don’t know how you got a wife.

you’re played by an actor, who really can't act,
so do us all a favor, and make us a pact:

stop all the franchising, and give us some space,
every where I go, i see your face,
if you don't disappear without a trace,
my eyes will deal with a fair bit of mace

Sorry to say Edward, but you are no Spike,
so please, do the world a favor, and take a hike

After one page of your book, I just had to quit,
cause out of all the vampires I've read about, you, are a piece of s h i t

[celestrialwolf]

W00T UTTER BRILLIANCEEE!!!!!!

[Amara<3]

And to think this was written so long ago.

[clayton]

I think we all know by know that the twilight saga has some grave typos in it. Please use a magic marker to subsitute all forms of the word Vampire with the word Fairy.

[Amara<3]

Hahaha that's great! Definitely Fairy. I mean, some of my vampires can come into the light, but they sure as heck don't sparkle.

[clayton]

After all. Does he not fit the description of Claude in True Blood? Or any member of the Fae kingdom for that m atter?