Two places, this will be... ~MATURE CONTENT~

[Amara<3]

okay, i'm posting this in two places, just because... and don't read this if you are under 13!!!

So my friend wrote this last night, and I fell in love with it:

To Edward Cullen, What can I say,
You got the girl, Bella,
But we all know your gay.

You glitter, with sparkles, all over your skin,
reading about you feels like a sin

You have the uniquness to go in the sun,
because of this fact, these books I must Shun

How I hate to hear your name, I could get in a strife
instead of reading your book, I’d rather end my life
seeing your face makes me reach for a knife,
with all your brooding, I don’t know how you got a wife.

you’re played by an actor, who really can't act,
so do us all a favor, and make us a pact:

stop all the franchising, and give us some space,
every where I go, i see your face,
if you don't disappear without a trace,
my eyes will deal with a fair bit of mace

Sorry to say Edward, but you are no Spike,
so please, do the world a favor, and take a hike

After one page of your book, I just had to quit,
cause out of all the vampires I've read about, you, are a piece of S h i t


What do you all think???
~LadyKeera

[Noctemys]

EPIC!!! XD I HATE EDWARD CULLEN TOO!

[clayton]

I agree, Edward does not even have a single quality about him that ties him to the term Vampyre. It really makes me wonder were Stephanie Myer got her ideals on them in the first place.

(Im not going to say anything about her as an author because, personally I loved The Host.)