Post by Amara<3 on Jan 31, 2009 20:45:40 GMT -4
Inuyasha Skits
Welcome to this humble and yet insane addition to the IYRP humor! You know, it just isn't enough to have 'This character would never say...' is it? So now we're gonna have a 'these characters would never say or do' section.
Lovely, eh?
So, without further adieu, let the madness begin!
Sesshomaru: Lil' bro! Wait up!
Inuyasha: What the-- Sesshomaru! *pulls out sword*
Sesshomaru: No, wait, little brother. Sheathe thy sword.
Inuyasha: ... er...
Sesshomaru: I have decided to give up my demonic, bloody ways and become a peaceful monk. I came in search of thou to ask for thy forgiveness for all of the horrible things I've done to you. Can you ever forgive me?
Inuyasha: What is this, some sort of joke?
Sesshomaru: Please, Inuyasha, please forgive me. I can't go on living if you don't! *hugs Inuyasha*
Inuyasha:
Get offa me!!! Somebody help!!!!
Miroku: Hey, I think I see a beautiful woman in trouble! I had better go and help! ... Hello there!
Kikyo: A human?
Miroku: Beautiful maiden, would you bare my child?
Kikyo: Let me think about it... ok!
Miroku: R-Really?!
Kikyo: *runs her hand down Miroku's robe* You're cute for a monk.
Miroku: Uh.. y-you know, I think I hear somebody calling...
Kagome: I wonder if Sessy would come over to my slumber party? Ooo, we could dress her up and......
Inuyasha: Kagome, what are you talking about?
Kagome: I wanted to know if your sister could come over.
Inuyasha: I don't have a sister......
Kagome: What?! Sesshomaru is a guy?! *walks away blushing*
~InuyashaAHonyou~
Sesshomaru: *gets his foot stuck in a hole*
Miroku: Hey, I see a woman in trouble. *walks over to Sesshomaru* Excuse me, miss, but if I help you, would you bare my child?
Sesshomaru: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!!!
Miroku: Oh my god... uh, sorry, I hear Sango calling.. *runs away screaming*
~InuyashaAHonyou~
In Kagome's Time
Inuyasha: Wow! *points to a merry go round* I wanna go on!
Kagome: Um.. Inuyasha, that's for little kids..
Inuyasha: S-So I... I... I can't go on? Waaaah!
Kagome: Inuyasha you can go on it if you try on some of clothes that don't fit anymore!
Inuyasha: Yay! I'm so happy! Two good things in one day!
Later that day...
Kagome: Wow, Inuyasha, you look good in that skirt. You can keep it!
Sesshomaru: I think I looked better...
Miroku: *Whistles*
Inuyasha: No, no, Kagome's right. This fits and feels nice!
Kagome's Mom: Kagome, tell your friends to go home! It's late!
Kagome: *stands by door* Bye Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shippo, Sesshomaru... Inuyasha, you can stay... wait, where's Naraku??
In the Bathroom
*Naraku's baboon pelt is stuck in the toilet*
Naraku: C'mon, almost got it... *tug* RIIIIIP! FLUSH! Uh-oh..
*Baboon pelt goes down the toilet, leaving Naraku standing there stark naked!*
Kagome: *walks in* ... WOW! Forget about Inuyasha, do you wanna stay for my sleep over??
~Avir~
*The IY gang was walking towards a random village*
Sango: Hey, lets stop near that village, that's where my friend goes--
Miroku: *Interrupts and scoots towards a woman* Will you bear my child? *he embraces her hand*
Woman: Hm?...oh...uh...*she coughs and speaks with an enthusiastic voice* Oh yes, of course! But then you have to spend 24-7 with me and not with your friends!
Miroku: Eh?....*he blinks in shock*
Woman: Yes! And then we can live in my small house...oh no, you need to find a paying job, and not a monk! Maybe you can be a farmer!
Miroku: F-farmer?! Small...house..what?!
Woman: Yes! And then when we're married--oh, you haven't met my parents! They're--
Miroku: Auuugh! *He sprints off away from the gang*
Inuyasha: What's his problem?
Sango: ...that's my friend, a clever girl! Did another-
Woman: Yes, and if any male or that monk asks you to bear their child...*breathes and then quickly answers...*
Woman: Scare the man with commitement! (sp?)
*Everyone except for Kilala and Sango sweatdrop and anime fall*
~Elani~
Inuyasha- Great Kagome. Go home see if I care. *sticks out his tongue*
Kagome- Fine. Oh and while I'm gone don't even think of going to Kikyo! *smirks*
*Inuyasha walks off grunting and Kagome goes home*
*Sesshomaru walks into the village to find Inuyasha*
Sesshomaru- There's my favorite little Brother!!! *stars appear in his eyes*
Inuyasha- Um...what. Who? Me!!!!
Sesshomaru- Awww Isn't he precious!!!!!
Inuyasha- What are you doing. *pulls out Tetsusaiga and slashes him* There now who's your favorite little brother!
Sesshomaru- Oww. That hurt. I tryed to be nice to you and these humans for a while and this is what I get!!!
*A battle starts*
(Slash)(Crash)(Squeak)
*Miroku walks by*
Miroku- *gasp* How could you! I thought we were going out but you were cheating on me!!
*Inuyasha and Sesshomaru appear to be hugging eachother*
Inuyasha- I'm sorry Miroku but I'm really in love with him.
Miroku- What! Fine I'll go with Sango then!
Inuyasha- Fine!!!
*Sesshomaru walks off*
Inuyasha- where are you going?
Sesshomaru- Inuyasha look at you. You almost...
Inuyasha- almost what?..
Sesshomaru- I'm going back to Rin. You know your place. Stay there!
*tears run down his face*
*kagome walk back to the village*
Kagome- Oh hey Sesshomaru whats wrong?
Sesshomaru- Your boyfriend is a jerk!
Inuyasha- I said Nothing!!!!!
Kagome- SIT!!!
Inuyasha- Ow. Now you too. Why must I be alone!
Kagome- you stay there. I'll be back for more!!!
Inuyasha- Help me!!
Sessy-Hey InuYasha.
InuYasha-he...Sesshomaru??
Sessy-Yea its me. I wanna tell you something - I am joining you! I have decided to turn good!
InuYasha- *Gives a unsure stare* A-Are you pulling my leg???
Sessy- Nope!
Miroku- Hey look at that beautiful girl InuYasha is with! *walks up to Sessy* *Gropes But*
Sessy- Anyway InuYasha I… AHHHHHH!! *punches Miroku*
Miroku - *blushes and limps away*
Submitted by Chloe
Kagome: I sense a shard somewhere...
Inuyasha: Well, c'mon then! Let's go!
Miroku: *I wonder what lovely lady will be in this village?*
Sango: *Glares at Miroku suspiciously* Hmph...
When they arrived...
Miroku:'' They're all...elderly women! Oh, except one!! *Dashes towards a young lady, who apparently knows Sango, and tries to escape from the letcherous old women.*
Sango: Kagome, Inuyasha, Shippo...Watch how my good friend ditches a man who is perverted...
Miroku: Why, hello beautiful one...Will you bear my child? *Holds the woman's hand*
Sango's Friend: Oh, I've been dreaming of this monk, of course I will!
Miroku: Perfect-
Sango's Friend: And then after, you can meet my parents, who are strict and attack any man who lays eyes on me...and then you could retire as a monk and ignore your friends...to live with my aprents and I! Oooo, I have a little pet who always snores, a grandmother who might cast spells on you when you're not looking...You'll have to work as a farmer to pay the taxes! Oooooh, wouldn't it be fun?- Monk? *Glances everywhere*
Miroku: HELP ME!!! *Ran away after a sentence*
Sango's Friend: And that, is, how you chase a boy away. You chase them away with responsibility!
Shippo, Kagome, Inuyasha: Smaaaart.
Submitted by Elani
Sota- U....um mom?
Mom- Yes?
Sota-I dont think I should go to school today.
Mom- Why?
Sota- Because um......
* AT SCHOOL*
InuYasha dressed in Sesshomarus clothes- WAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids at school- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku- I’ve never thought of that.....
Naraku- Another plan for world domination.......
Kagome- Thats my boyfriend!
Sango- Hes So......COOL!
Sesshomaru- Where are my clothes?
Submitted by Steve
Kagome- Hey InuYasha!!!
InuYasha- What???!!! I'm very busy Finding Kikyo!!!
Kagome- Never mind I'll go ask Fluffy!!!
*Kagome runs of to find Fluffy*
Kagome- Hey Fluffy wanna-
InuYasha- What are u doing???!!!
Kagome- Asking Fluffy if he wanted to-
Sesshomaru- I AM NOT FLUFFY!!! I am Sesshoomaru!!!
Kagome- Sorry!!! Hey Fluf- I mean Sesshomaru wanna go for a swim???
Sesshomaru- Shure!!!
Kagome- I got a spare sute!!!
InuYasha- Uhhhhh Kagome...
Kagome- What???!!!
InuYasha- Whisper, whisper.
Kagome- OMFG are u kidding???!!!
* InuYasha shakes his head no*
Sesshomaru- So are we going swimming???
*Kagome lokks at him and thinks how can Sesshamaru be a boy*
Kagome- Never mind i have a date with uhh umm, Hojo ya Hojo well bye!!!
*Kagome runs for her like while InuYasha and Sesshomaru look at each other funny, then battel each other*
Submitted by BollyBoo
SL: Hello this is SL and Jaken reporting live from news channel 176!
Jaken: Umm...............there are hardly any top newsstories, so we'll goto this minor one with Kagome!
Kagome: Well, I'm here at the scene where this city, just got attacked by Demons! Sir what do you have to say?!
Sir: Well...............................................RUN!!!!!!!
Kagome: Very interesting! Umm.................now,............................back to you..................Jaken!
Jaken: Now for the weather with Inuyasha!
Inu: Well, today's weather will be, sunny with a chance of snow. Tomorrow, there might be a tornado and some hail the size of..........golf balls, Wensday and Thursday it will have a 90 to 100% chance of rain, finaly Friday We'll experiance a hurricane!
SL: Very interesting weather Now we go to Songo in flordia!
Songo: HELP ME! flordia's zoo, monkeys and animals have escaped! AHHHHHH! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! *Camera goes blank*
Jaken: Umm...................................................commercial!
Jaken: Now we're back! SL is reporting on strange vicious plants!
SL: I'm here in Beach, North Corliana, were thers a pest problem with FLESH AND MAN EATING PLANTS!!!!!!.................................................. Sir, sir what are you running.....................................................*Screams* *runs* *camera gets attacked*
Jaken: Ok, SL should be back soon, sooo we got Kirra in Flordia, New York!
Kirra: We're here interveiwing the oldest person in the U.S.! Sir how old are you?
Sir: I'm 120
Kirra: Do you feel great?
Sir: *dies*
Kirra: Sir?,Sir? Umm.............he..............died*laughs nervously* thats all, now back to Jaken
SL: Jaken is reporting on Supernatral hap.................*gets interupted by pizza guy*
PG: Did someone order a pizza?
SL: NO, MORON, GET OUTTA HERE!*Throws him out the window**stares at camera and then laughs* like I was saying Jaken is reporting on Supernatral happenings!
Jaken: Well, I'm here in Montana, New Jersey, where people are being possessed by EVIL spirits, and Zombies are also taking over the city...............................................................*has a disgusted look on his face* Now, its raining Zombie parts! Now back to you SL.
SL: ZOMBIE PARTS?.......................................OK...........................................Now we go to Miroku in New York, Vermont!
Miroku: It's a criticle scene here, a UFO just landed and is taking everyone hostage..........................................................*camera goes blank.*
Jaken: I'm sorry we're having technical difficaulties with Miroku, we'll try to get back to him............................................................
SL: This just in, breaking news! Everyone is going under rule by Demons!, more on that story at 11:00
Jaken: WOO, DEMONS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SL: *Glares at Jaken*: Now, lets goto Shippo in New California, California.
Shippo: Well as you cna see there are Mutant Zombie Vegtables are running amuck, its total chias here! Sir What are you running from?
Sir: CARROTS AND PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Running away*
Shippo: Very interest.............................................umm..................................I have to go now................................................................back to you, SL!
SL: Is it just me or is the world coming to an end?
Jaken: Umm.....................................I'm not really sure!
SL: Ok..................................................now let's go to the sports with Sesshomaru!
Sess: There are no sports, all the players got eaten! *smirks*
SL: By what?!
Sess: Demons.
SL: OK...........................................now we go to Koga in New Jersey, New, York!
Koga: As you can see ther is nothing...........................................*Town blows up* *Straight face* the town has blown up!
SL: This is just not my day, every thing is going wrong!
Jaken: Umm.................................. we're on the air, SL!
SL: Umm................................................ok...........................Commercial!
Jaken: Now we're back............................................ lets go the weather again!
Inu: Ok, this week we'll experiance hail the size of pennies, tornados, hurriacnes, earth quakes, valcanos, and if we're still alive, we'll experiance a meteor shower! *straight face* good luck surving.
SL: Nice! Ok........................................lets go to Kagome in New Jersey!
Kagome: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! *Camera goes off*
Jaken: Ok, SL is in New Mexico! Reporting on strange things!
SL: Well....................................................umm.................Mutant rabbita and rabid zombie dogs 0ver run New Mexi.............................*Camera goes blank*
SL: ok........................umm.............................more news after this break!
Jaken: Now, we go to SL in New Montana, Flordia!
SL: Well, there's a pest problem here, an army of giant mutant ants have taken over the city...............................................EveryBODY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
jaken: Ok, thats all the time we have, see you tonight a 11:00.........................
SL: IF we're still alive.
Submitted by Snakecharmer002
IYRP
Welcome to this humble and yet insane addition to the IYRP humor! You know, it just isn't enough to have 'This character would never say...' is it? So now we're gonna have a 'these characters would never say or do' section.
Lovely, eh?
So, without further adieu, let the madness begin!
Sesshomaru: Lil' bro! Wait up!
Inuyasha: What the-- Sesshomaru! *pulls out sword*
Sesshomaru: No, wait, little brother. Sheathe thy sword.
Inuyasha: ... er...
Sesshomaru: I have decided to give up my demonic, bloody ways and become a peaceful monk. I came in search of thou to ask for thy forgiveness for all of the horrible things I've done to you. Can you ever forgive me?
Inuyasha: What is this, some sort of joke?
Sesshomaru: Please, Inuyasha, please forgive me. I can't go on living if you don't! *hugs Inuyasha*
Inuyasha:
Get offa me!!! Somebody help!!!!Miroku: Hey, I think I see a beautiful woman in trouble! I had better go and help! ... Hello there!
Kikyo: A human?
Miroku: Beautiful maiden, would you bare my child?
Kikyo: Let me think about it... ok!
Miroku:
R-Really?!Kikyo: *runs her hand down Miroku's robe* You're cute for a monk.
Miroku: Uh.. y-you know, I think I hear somebody calling...
Kagome: I wonder if Sessy would come over to my slumber party? Ooo, we could dress her up and......
Inuyasha: Kagome, what are you talking about?
Kagome: I wanted to know if your sister could come over.
Inuyasha: I don't have a sister......
Kagome: What?! Sesshomaru is a guy?! *walks away blushing*
~InuyashaAHonyou~
Sesshomaru: *gets his foot stuck in a hole*
Miroku: Hey, I see a woman in trouble. *walks over to Sesshomaru* Excuse me, miss, but if I help you, would you bare my child?
Sesshomaru: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!!!
Miroku:
Oh my god... uh, sorry, I hear Sango calling.. *runs away screaming*~InuyashaAHonyou~
In Kagome's Time
Inuyasha: Wow! *points to a merry go round* I wanna go on!
Kagome: Um.. Inuyasha, that's for little kids..
Inuyasha: S-So I... I... I can't go on? Waaaah!
Kagome: Inuyasha you can go on it if you try on some of clothes that don't fit anymore!
Inuyasha: Yay! I'm so happy! Two good things in one day!
Later that day...
Kagome: Wow, Inuyasha, you look good in that skirt. You can keep it!
Sesshomaru: I think I looked better...
Miroku: *Whistles*
Inuyasha: No, no, Kagome's right. This fits and feels nice!
Kagome's Mom: Kagome, tell your friends to go home! It's late!
Kagome: *stands by door* Bye Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shippo, Sesshomaru... Inuyasha, you can stay... wait, where's Naraku??
In the Bathroom
*Naraku's baboon pelt is stuck in the toilet*
Naraku: C'mon, almost got it... *tug* RIIIIIP! FLUSH! Uh-oh..
*Baboon pelt goes down the toilet, leaving Naraku standing there stark naked!*
Kagome: *walks in* ... WOW! Forget about Inuyasha, do you wanna stay for my sleep over??
~Avir~
*The IY gang was walking towards a random village*
Sango: Hey, lets stop near that village, that's where my friend goes--
Miroku: *Interrupts and scoots towards a woman* Will you bear my child? *he embraces her hand*
Woman: Hm?...oh...uh...*she coughs and speaks with an enthusiastic voice* Oh yes, of course! But then you have to spend 24-7 with me and not with your friends!
Miroku: Eh?....*he blinks in shock*
Woman: Yes! And then we can live in my small house...oh no, you need to find a paying job, and not a monk! Maybe you can be a farmer!
Miroku: F-farmer?! Small...house..what?!
Woman: Yes! And then when we're married--oh, you haven't met my parents! They're--
Miroku: Auuugh! *He sprints off away from the gang*
Inuyasha: What's his problem?
Sango: ...that's my friend, a clever girl! Did another-
Woman: Yes, and if any male or that monk asks you to bear their child...*breathes and then quickly answers...*
Woman: Scare the man with commitement! (sp?)
*Everyone except for Kilala and Sango sweatdrop and anime fall*
~Elani~
Inuyasha- Great Kagome. Go home see if I care. *sticks out his tongue*
Kagome- Fine. Oh and while I'm gone don't even think of going to Kikyo! *smirks*
*Inuyasha walks off grunting and Kagome goes home*
*Sesshomaru walks into the village to find Inuyasha*
Sesshomaru- There's my favorite little Brother!!! *stars appear in his eyes*
Inuyasha- Um...what. Who? Me!!!!
Sesshomaru- Awww Isn't he precious!!!!!
Inuyasha- What are you doing. *pulls out Tetsusaiga and slashes him* There now who's your favorite little brother!
Sesshomaru- Oww. That hurt. I tryed to be nice to you and these humans for a while and this is what I get!!!
*A battle starts*
(Slash)(Crash)(Squeak)
*Miroku walks by*
Miroku- *gasp* How could you! I thought we were going out but you were cheating on me!!
*Inuyasha and Sesshomaru appear to be hugging eachother*
Inuyasha- I'm sorry Miroku but I'm really in love with him.
Miroku- What! Fine I'll go with Sango then!
Inuyasha- Fine!!!
*Sesshomaru walks off*
Inuyasha- where are you going?
Sesshomaru- Inuyasha look at you. You almost...
Inuyasha- almost what?..
Sesshomaru- I'm going back to Rin. You know your place. Stay there!
*tears run down his face*
*kagome walk back to the village*
Kagome- Oh hey Sesshomaru whats wrong?
Sesshomaru- Your boyfriend is a jerk!
Inuyasha- I said Nothing!!!!!
Kagome- SIT!!!
Inuyasha- Ow. Now you too. Why must I be alone!
Kagome- you stay there. I'll be back for more!!!
Inuyasha- Help me!!
Sessy-Hey InuYasha.
InuYasha-he...Sesshomaru??
Sessy-Yea its me. I wanna tell you something - I am joining you! I have decided to turn good!
InuYasha- *Gives a unsure stare* A-Are you pulling my leg???
Sessy- Nope!
Miroku- Hey look at that beautiful girl InuYasha is with! *walks up to Sessy* *Gropes But*
Sessy- Anyway InuYasha I… AHHHHHH!! *punches Miroku*
Miroku - *blushes and limps away*
Submitted by Chloe
Kagome: I sense a shard somewhere...
Inuyasha: Well, c'mon then! Let's go!
Miroku: *I wonder what lovely lady will be in this village?*
Sango: *Glares at Miroku suspiciously* Hmph...
When they arrived...
Miroku:
'' They're all...elderly women! Oh, except one!! *Dashes towards a young lady, who apparently knows Sango, and tries to escape from the letcherous old women.*Sango: Kagome, Inuyasha, Shippo...Watch how my good friend ditches a man who is perverted...
Miroku: Why, hello beautiful one...Will you bear my child? *Holds the woman's hand*
Sango's Friend: Oh, I've been dreaming of this monk, of course I will!
Miroku: Perfect-
Sango's Friend: And then after, you can meet my parents, who are strict and attack any man who lays eyes on me...and then you could retire as a monk and ignore your friends...to live with my aprents and I! Oooo, I have a little pet who always snores, a grandmother who might cast spells on you when you're not looking...You'll have to work as a farmer to pay the taxes! Oooooh, wouldn't it be fun?- Monk? *Glances everywhere*
Miroku: HELP ME!!! *Ran away after a sentence*
Sango's Friend: And that, is, how you chase a boy away. You chase them away with responsibility!
Shippo, Kagome, Inuyasha: Smaaaart.
Submitted by Elani
Sota- U....um mom?
Mom- Yes?
Sota-I dont think I should go to school today.
Mom- Why?
Sota- Because um......
* AT SCHOOL*
InuYasha dressed in Sesshomarus clothes- WAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids at school- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku- I’ve never thought of that.....
Naraku- Another plan for world domination.......
Kagome- Thats my boyfriend!
Sango- Hes So......COOL!
Sesshomaru- Where are my clothes?
Submitted by Steve
Kagome- Hey InuYasha!!!
InuYasha- What???!!! I'm very busy Finding Kikyo!!!
Kagome- Never mind I'll go ask Fluffy!!!
*Kagome runs of to find Fluffy*
Kagome- Hey Fluffy wanna-
InuYasha- What are u doing???!!!
Kagome- Asking Fluffy if he wanted to-
Sesshomaru- I AM NOT FLUFFY!!! I am Sesshoomaru!!!
Kagome- Sorry!!! Hey Fluf- I mean Sesshomaru wanna go for a swim???
Sesshomaru- Shure!!!
Kagome- I got a spare sute!!!
InuYasha- Uhhhhh Kagome...
Kagome- What???!!!
InuYasha- Whisper, whisper.
Kagome- OMFG are u kidding???!!!
* InuYasha shakes his head no*
Sesshomaru- So are we going swimming???
*Kagome lokks at him and thinks how can Sesshamaru be a boy*
Kagome- Never mind i have a date with uhh umm, Hojo ya Hojo well bye!!!
*Kagome runs for her like while InuYasha and Sesshomaru look at each other funny, then battel each other*
Submitted by BollyBoo
SL: Hello this is SL and Jaken reporting live from news channel 176!
Jaken: Umm...............there are hardly any top newsstories, so we'll goto this minor one with Kagome!
Kagome: Well, I'm here at the scene where this city, just got attacked by Demons! Sir what do you have to say?!
Sir: Well...............................................RUN!!!!!!!
Kagome: Very interesting! Umm.................now,............................back to you..................Jaken!
Jaken: Now for the weather with Inuyasha!
Inu: Well, today's weather will be, sunny with a chance of snow. Tomorrow, there might be a tornado and some hail the size of..........golf balls, Wensday and Thursday it will have a 90 to 100% chance of rain, finaly Friday We'll experiance a hurricane!
SL: Very interesting weather Now we go to Songo in flordia!
Songo: HELP ME! flordia's zoo, monkeys and animals have escaped! AHHHHHH! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! *Camera goes blank*
Jaken: Umm...................................................commercial!
Jaken: Now we're back! SL is reporting on strange vicious plants!
SL: I'm here in Beach, North Corliana, were thers a pest problem with FLESH AND MAN EATING PLANTS!!!!!!.................................................. Sir, sir what are you running.....................................................*Screams* *runs* *camera gets attacked*
Jaken: Ok, SL should be back soon, sooo we got Kirra in Flordia, New York!
Kirra: We're here interveiwing the oldest person in the U.S.! Sir how old are you?
Sir: I'm 120
Kirra: Do you feel great?
Sir: *dies*
Kirra: Sir?,Sir? Umm.............he..............died*laughs nervously* thats all, now back to Jaken
SL: Jaken is reporting on Supernatral hap.................*gets interupted by pizza guy*
PG: Did someone order a pizza?
SL: NO, MORON, GET OUTTA HERE!*Throws him out the window**stares at camera and then laughs* like I was saying Jaken is reporting on Supernatral happenings!
Jaken: Well, I'm here in Montana, New Jersey, where people are being possessed by EVIL spirits, and Zombies are also taking over the city...............................................................*has a disgusted look on his face* Now, its raining Zombie parts! Now back to you SL.
SL: ZOMBIE PARTS?.......................................OK...........................................Now we go to Miroku in New York, Vermont!
Miroku: It's a criticle scene here, a UFO just landed and is taking everyone hostage..........................................................*camera goes blank.*
Jaken: I'm sorry we're having technical difficaulties with Miroku, we'll try to get back to him............................................................
SL: This just in, breaking news! Everyone is going under rule by Demons!, more on that story at 11:00
Jaken: WOO, DEMONS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SL: *Glares at Jaken*: Now, lets goto Shippo in New California, California.
Shippo: Well as you cna see there are Mutant Zombie Vegtables are running amuck, its total chias here! Sir What are you running from?
Sir: CARROTS AND PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Running away*
Shippo: Very interest.............................................umm..................................I have to go now................................................................back to you, SL!
SL: Is it just me or is the world coming to an end?
Jaken: Umm.....................................I'm not really sure!
SL: Ok..................................................now let's go to the sports with Sesshomaru!
Sess: There are no sports, all the players got eaten! *smirks*
SL: By what?!
Sess: Demons.
SL: OK...........................................now we go to Koga in New Jersey, New, York!
Koga: As you can see ther is nothing...........................................*Town blows up* *Straight face* the town has blown up!
SL: This is just not my day, every thing is going wrong!
Jaken: Umm.................................. we're on the air, SL!
SL: Umm................................................ok...........................Commercial!
Jaken: Now we're back............................................ lets go the weather again!
Inu: Ok, this week we'll experiance hail the size of pennies, tornados, hurriacnes, earth quakes, valcanos, and if we're still alive, we'll experiance a meteor shower! *straight face* good luck surving.
SL: Nice! Ok........................................lets go to Kagome in New Jersey!
Kagome: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! *Camera goes off*
Jaken: Ok, SL is in New Mexico! Reporting on strange things!
SL: Well....................................................umm.................Mutant rabbita and rabid zombie dogs 0ver run New Mexi.............................*Camera goes blank*
SL: ok........................umm.............................more news after this break!
Jaken: Now, we go to SL in New Montana, Flordia!
SL: Well, there's a pest problem here, an army of giant mutant ants have taken over the city...............................................EveryBODY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
jaken: Ok, thats all the time we have, see you tonight a 11:00.........................
SL: IF we're still alive.
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