Post by Amara<3 on Jan 31, 2009 20:40:09 GMT -4
The Jerry Springer Show
Heh, this is very funny. These were sent to me by Theresa (who has such a knack for finding these hilarious things), so tell her thanks for finding all this lovely-ness.
Here's a peek of some upcoming Jerry Springer Episodes!!
"My dead girlfriend won't leave me alone!"
Inu-Yasha expresses a wish for Kikyou to stop trying to kill Kagome. Kikyou comes out and asks Inu-Yasha if he really loves Kagome, or if it was just because Kagome was her re-incarnation. Kagome comes out, and Kikyo and Kagome start yelling and cussing at each other. Kikyou pulls out a bow and arrow and aims it at Kagome. The audience starts screaming and scrambling out of the studio. Inu-Yasha grabs Kikyou and embraces her. He says that things just can't be the way they used to be between them, and that she needs to go back to the other side. Kagome gets angry and yells "SIT!" about 10 times and walks out.
"Family Feuds between brothers!"
Sesshoumaru is mad at Inu-Yasha because Inu-Yasha just can't accept him for who he is (a cross-dresser). Inu-Yasha comes out and says that Sesshoumaru doesn't accept him because he is only half youkai. They start arguing about all the times that they tried to kill each other, and Jerry tells them that in order for the healing process to begin, they both need to let go of the past. They go to hug each other and Sesshoumaru uses his Dokkasou to slash into Inu-Yasha, but a security guard gets in the way and gets melted. The audience once more goes screaming and scrambling out of the studio. Jerry gives his final thought and the police arrest both Sesshoumaru and Inu-Yasha.
"Help! I don't know what to do about my sex-maniac friend!"
Jerry is getting a little hesitant to invite the characters back now, but now Miroku, Kagome and Sango are on the show. Kagome and Sango complain that Miroku hits on every attractive looking woman, asking them to bear his child. They find this embarassing, but they don't know what to do about it. Sango says that she is the only woman that he hadn't asked, and Miroku makes a comment about her being too much like a man for his tastes. Sango flies over the chairs and starts whacking Miroku with her boomerang until he is unconscious.
Update: Miroku and Sango have made up now, but are not on good speaking terms yet.
"Help me Jerry! I'm contemplating suicide!"
We all know that Sango has had a rough life, but now it has gotten pretty bad. She tells Jerry that the nightmares of her brother and father have gotten worse over the past months, and she has slipped into a deep depression. Jerry has a surprise for Sango, though: her dead brother Kohaku! He comes out, but doesn't really say anything, except that Naraku is his boss, and that he is supposed to kill her. She pleads with Kohaku to wake up and realize that he is being controlled. Kohaku says that he doesn't need anybody except for Naraku, and then Naraku comes out. Sango wasn't allowed to bring Hiraikotsu this time on the show, but she signals for Kirara, who attacks Naraku. Kirara rips him apart, but it is only a Kugutsu (puppet), and the audience hears a voice over the speakers saying that they are all caught in his trap and will all die. Sango and Kirara leave quickly, but the everyone else dies when Naraku sends his offspring in and they eat everyone.
Jerry Springer Show cancelled due to Jerry Springer's death (although Naraku may bring him back one day).
Heh, this is very funny. These were sent to me by Theresa (who has such a knack for finding these hilarious things), so tell her thanks for finding all this lovely-ness.
Here's a peek of some upcoming Jerry Springer Episodes!!
"My dead girlfriend won't leave me alone!"
Inu-Yasha expresses a wish for Kikyou to stop trying to kill Kagome. Kikyou comes out and asks Inu-Yasha if he really loves Kagome, or if it was just because Kagome was her re-incarnation. Kagome comes out, and Kikyo and Kagome start yelling and cussing at each other. Kikyou pulls out a bow and arrow and aims it at Kagome. The audience starts screaming and scrambling out of the studio. Inu-Yasha grabs Kikyou and embraces her. He says that things just can't be the way they used to be between them, and that she needs to go back to the other side. Kagome gets angry and yells "SIT!" about 10 times and walks out.
"Family Feuds between brothers!"
Sesshoumaru is mad at Inu-Yasha because Inu-Yasha just can't accept him for who he is (a cross-dresser). Inu-Yasha comes out and says that Sesshoumaru doesn't accept him because he is only half youkai. They start arguing about all the times that they tried to kill each other, and Jerry tells them that in order for the healing process to begin, they both need to let go of the past. They go to hug each other and Sesshoumaru uses his Dokkasou to slash into Inu-Yasha, but a security guard gets in the way and gets melted. The audience once more goes screaming and scrambling out of the studio. Jerry gives his final thought and the police arrest both Sesshoumaru and Inu-Yasha.
"Help! I don't know what to do about my sex-maniac friend!"
Jerry is getting a little hesitant to invite the characters back now, but now Miroku, Kagome and Sango are on the show. Kagome and Sango complain that Miroku hits on every attractive looking woman, asking them to bear his child. They find this embarassing, but they don't know what to do about it. Sango says that she is the only woman that he hadn't asked, and Miroku makes a comment about her being too much like a man for his tastes. Sango flies over the chairs and starts whacking Miroku with her boomerang until he is unconscious.
Update: Miroku and Sango have made up now, but are not on good speaking terms yet.
"Help me Jerry! I'm contemplating suicide!"
We all know that Sango has had a rough life, but now it has gotten pretty bad. She tells Jerry that the nightmares of her brother and father have gotten worse over the past months, and she has slipped into a deep depression. Jerry has a surprise for Sango, though: her dead brother Kohaku! He comes out, but doesn't really say anything, except that Naraku is his boss, and that he is supposed to kill her. She pleads with Kohaku to wake up and realize that he is being controlled. Kohaku says that he doesn't need anybody except for Naraku, and then Naraku comes out. Sango wasn't allowed to bring Hiraikotsu this time on the show, but she signals for Kirara, who attacks Naraku. Kirara rips him apart, but it is only a Kugutsu (puppet), and the audience hears a voice over the speakers saying that they are all caught in his trap and will all die. Sango and Kirara leave quickly, but the everyone else dies when Naraku sends his offspring in and they eat everyone.
Jerry Springer Show cancelled due to Jerry Springer's death (although Naraku may bring him back one day).