Post by Amara<3 on Jan 31, 2009 20:36:14 GMT -4
HOW DO DEMONS DO IT?!
How on earth are demons able to be in mid-battle, swords clashing, claws scratching, screaming, blood guts and gore flying everywhere... and yet their hair never tangles. Not once!! It never gets dirty or oily or greasey or tangled... NEVER! Their hair is so smooth and tangle free, and most of the time it's kept in awesome hair styles that just flow in the wind!
How do demons do it?!
Demons... they never seem to run out of breath. They can be running and running and running, then they jump somewhere, run up a cliff, catch somebody in mid air, set them back down, run some more... do they ever stop or pause to catch their breath? I've never seen it happen. And on top of that, they could have just ran a world record for a 3 mile relay race, and then somebody insults them and they insult that person right back and then break out into a fist fight!! They don't even break a sweat, pause to catch their breath, or even get a freakin' drink of water!!!
How do demons do it?!
A lot of demons walk around in their bare feet all the time. Don't they ever get splinters? How about blisters? It has to be tough to walk over top of a field filled with the bones of dead animals or other demons (for example, the Birds of Paradise feeding grounds!)! They don't even stub their little toe!! They walk right on top just like it's a field of fresh green grass! They'll even go into some pit filled with lava and sharp pointy rocks and poisoness icky purple goo that melts your skin off the instant it touches you
How do demons do it?!
One trait of demons is that most of them have claws or talons or something sharper and deadlier than fingernails. In battle, you would think that their claws would at least rip a little. Come on, I'm talking about slicing a demonic.. well.. demon into 30 pieces, and the nail doesn't even split just a little?! And claws have to grow, so where do they find the time to cut them?! And... and... don't they have to sharpen them after a while? All that cutting and slicing and dicing has to wear those babies down to size!
How do demons do it?!
Where do demons and half demons come up with such stunning displays of clothing?? Well, besides Koga and hsi wolves, of course. Even though their outfit is still cool. I mean, it's not like you ever see them shopping, or sewing, or threatening people into making outfits for them. And what, do they have more than one outfit or do they wear the same thing all the time?? What happens when they wash their clothes? Do they run around, indecent to the world, until their clothes dry?!?
How do demons do it?!
Do you have any answers (BESIDES YOU CALIGO) for any of these questions??? If so, you should definately send them to one of us managers so that we can help to unbaffle ourselves... but don't you dare say 'it's just a demon thing!' There's GOT to be more to than that!! ... right?
Heh, well, here's a message from your not-so-friendly manager!!! How do demons do it you ask!??! HOW!?!?!? HOW?!?!?!?!?!? DUH, it's anime. I mean..really!!! In anime 2 plus 2 can equal FISH!!!
And the award for most obvious answer of the day goes to Caligo!
as well as the award for the most cynicall one
Feh. It's obvious ain't it? Demons are better than humans, 'nuf said. We don't have to worry about all that stupid stuff. Of course, HALF-DEMONS are MUCH better than demons or humans, I mean, just look at me.
IYRP
How on earth are demons able to be in mid-battle, swords clashing, claws scratching, screaming, blood guts and gore flying everywhere... and yet their hair never tangles. Not once!! It never gets dirty or oily or greasey or tangled... NEVER! Their hair is so smooth and tangle free, and most of the time it's kept in awesome hair styles that just flow in the wind!
How do demons do it?!
Demons... they never seem to run out of breath. They can be running and running and running, then they jump somewhere, run up a cliff, catch somebody in mid air, set them back down, run some more... do they ever stop or pause to catch their breath? I've never seen it happen. And on top of that, they could have just ran a world record for a 3 mile relay race, and then somebody insults them and they insult that person right back and then break out into a fist fight!! They don't even break a sweat, pause to catch their breath, or even get a freakin' drink of water!!!
How do demons do it?!
A lot of demons walk around in their bare feet all the time. Don't they ever get splinters? How about blisters? It has to be tough to walk over top of a field filled with the bones of dead animals or other demons (for example, the Birds of Paradise feeding grounds!)! They don't even stub their little toe!! They walk right on top just like it's a field of fresh green grass! They'll even go into some pit filled with lava and sharp pointy rocks and poisoness icky purple goo that melts your skin off the instant it touches you
How do demons do it?!
One trait of demons is that most of them have claws or talons or something sharper and deadlier than fingernails. In battle, you would think that their claws would at least rip a little. Come on, I'm talking about slicing a demonic.. well.. demon into 30 pieces, and the nail doesn't even split just a little?! And claws have to grow, so where do they find the time to cut them?! And... and... don't they have to sharpen them after a while? All that cutting and slicing and dicing has to wear those babies down to size!
How do demons do it?!
Where do demons and half demons come up with such stunning displays of clothing?? Well, besides Koga and hsi wolves, of course. Even though their outfit is still cool. I mean, it's not like you ever see them shopping, or sewing, or threatening people into making outfits for them. And what, do they have more than one outfit or do they wear the same thing all the time?? What happens when they wash their clothes? Do they run around, indecent to the world, until their clothes dry?!?
How do demons do it?!
Do you have any answers (BESIDES YOU CALIGO) for any of these questions??? If so, you should definately send them to one of us managers so that we can help to unbaffle ourselves... but don't you dare say 'it's just a demon thing!' There's GOT to be more to than that!! ... right?
Heh, well, here's a message from your not-so-friendly manager!!! How do demons do it you ask!??! HOW!?!?!? HOW?!?!?!?!?!? DUH, it's anime. I mean..really!!! In anime 2 plus 2 can equal FISH!!!
-Caligo
And the award for most obvious answer of the day goes to Caligo!
-Mini
as well as the award for the most cynicall one
-Cernan
Feh. It's obvious ain't it? Demons are better than humans, 'nuf said. We don't have to worry about all that stupid stuff. Of course, HALF-DEMONS are MUCH better than demons or humans, I mean, just look at me.
-InuYasha
IYRP