Post by Amara<3 on Jan 31, 2009 20:32:08 GMT -4
This, too was emailed to me by the same person who emailed me the Drinking Game. TY whoever ya are! And I take no credit for coming up with the stuff, although.. some of these have crossed my mind every now and then.
Things to Do to Jaken
Squish, stomp, split, smash, and bop him until there's nothing left to squish, stomp, etc.
Throw him into the spring of drowned mouse and feed him to shampoo.
Tell Inu-yasha that he has a shard imbedded deep inside his body.
Put him in a strait jacket, lock him in a small room and make him watch reruns of pokemon
Rip his head off and use it as a bowling ball.
Stick him in the microwave and fry him until he blows up.
Steal the stupid two-headed staff thingie, raise it above your head, scream bloody murder and chase him down the road, scaring him sh**less.
Light him on fire and watch him run around screaming.
Sic Rin on him.
Tell Sesshou-maru that Jaken called him "fluffy"
Tell Inu-yasha that Jaken dissed his mom.
Throw him in the middle of a fight between Inu-yasha, Sango, and Miroku vs. Naraku.
Give Shippou cappuccino and lock him in a room with Jaken.
Make him baby-sit Rin
Ambush him in a dark alley, bop him over the head and while he's unconscious put a sailor scout uniform on him and mail him back to Sess.
Steal the staff of heads and tell Sess that Jaken lost it again.
Put handcuffs on him and lock him in a Tupperware container.
Here's a big one from me
Replace Tenseiga with a real sword and tell Sesshoumaru that Jaken needs another demonstration
Things to Do to Sesshoumaru
Here's my little list of things to torture Sesshoumaru.
Have his little brother beat him up time and time again (oh, wait, he already does- HA!)
Dress him up in a sailor uniform and give him to the sailor scouts as a new recruit. Watch him go mad and commit suicide by the next episode.
Throw him to devoted Inu-Yasha fans and watch them maul him to death
Throw him to devoted SESSHOUMARU fans and watch them maul him to death
Turn Tenseiga into a singing sword that only knows NSync and Brittany Spears
Stick bubble gum in his tail
Show him what Viz has done to him
Put him in a dog pound when the females are in heat
Replace Jaken with Pikachu and watch Sesshoumaru shred him with his dokkasou (okay, so that's more to torture Pikachu, but who can blame me?)
Wax his head without the wax
Smack him everytime he says "Kono Sesshoumaru" ("I, Sesshoumaru")- ahh, just smack him whenever he says ANYTHING.
Shave his tail poodle style and tie a pink bow with bells around it
Tie him to a chair, staple his eyes open and make him watch home movies of all the times he was defeated by Inuyasha
Continuously question his gender
Play pin the tail on the dog demon
Stick a prayer bead necklace around HIS neck
Auction off his clothes to the Sesshoumaru fangirls
When his clothes run out auction HIM off to the Sesshoumaru fangirls
IYRP
Things to Do to Jaken
Squish, stomp, split, smash, and bop him until there's nothing left to squish, stomp, etc.
Throw him into the spring of drowned mouse and feed him to shampoo.
Tell Inu-yasha that he has a shard imbedded deep inside his body.
Put him in a strait jacket, lock him in a small room and make him watch reruns of pokemon
Rip his head off and use it as a bowling ball.
Stick him in the microwave and fry him until he blows up.
Steal the stupid two-headed staff thingie, raise it above your head, scream bloody murder and chase him down the road, scaring him sh**less.
Light him on fire and watch him run around screaming.
Sic Rin on him.
Tell Sesshou-maru that Jaken called him "fluffy"
Tell Inu-yasha that Jaken dissed his mom.
Throw him in the middle of a fight between Inu-yasha, Sango, and Miroku vs. Naraku.
Give Shippou cappuccino and lock him in a room with Jaken.
Make him baby-sit Rin
Ambush him in a dark alley, bop him over the head and while he's unconscious put a sailor scout uniform on him and mail him back to Sess.
Steal the staff of heads and tell Sess that Jaken lost it again.
Put handcuffs on him and lock him in a Tupperware container.
Here's a big one from me
Replace Tenseiga with a real sword and tell Sesshoumaru that Jaken needs another demonstration
Things to Do to Sesshoumaru
Here's my little list of things to torture Sesshoumaru.
Have his little brother beat him up time and time again (oh, wait, he already does- HA!)
Dress him up in a sailor uniform and give him to the sailor scouts as a new recruit. Watch him go mad and commit suicide by the next episode.
Throw him to devoted Inu-Yasha fans and watch them maul him to death
Throw him to devoted SESSHOUMARU fans and watch them maul him to death
Turn Tenseiga into a singing sword that only knows NSync and Brittany Spears
Stick bubble gum in his tail
Show him what Viz has done to him
Put him in a dog pound when the females are in heat
Replace Jaken with Pikachu and watch Sesshoumaru shred him with his dokkasou (okay, so that's more to torture Pikachu, but who can blame me?)
Wax his head without the wax
Smack him everytime he says "Kono Sesshoumaru" ("I, Sesshoumaru")- ahh, just smack him whenever he says ANYTHING.
Shave his tail poodle style and tie a pink bow with bells around it
Tie him to a chair, staple his eyes open and make him watch home movies of all the times he was defeated by Inuyasha
Continuously question his gender
Play pin the tail on the dog demon
Stick a prayer bead necklace around HIS neck
Auction off his clothes to the Sesshoumaru fangirls
When his clothes run out auction HIM off to the Sesshoumaru fangirls
IYRP
