Post by Amara<3 on Jan 31, 2009 20:13:54 GMT -4
Things That Inuyasha Would Never Ever EVER Say
(NEVER EVER!!)
1. I think we should give the Jewel of Four Souls to the village. We don't need it, I'm good being a half dog demon!
2. Sesshomaru, here have the Tetsusaiga. I don't need it.
3. Kagome I love you and I don't care what Kikyo says at all.
4. Naraku, I'm glad you attacked Kikyo and she thought it was me who attacked her and I got pinned to a tree for 50 years. That way I would of never of met Kagome.
5. I'm using the jewel to become human now.
6. Miroku you can have Kagome... I want Sango ok? Ok.
7. Hey Shippo, you're a really cool guy and you're a way better demon than me.
8. Kikyo I hate you! You tried to kill me so there. At least Kagome doesn't pin me to a tree for 50 years. I'm going with her.
9. Hey Sango did you know that you're way better than Kagome? C'mere, I want YOU!!
10. Hey Koga, you can have Kagome. I don't want her. She's way too annoying.
11. Kikyo you're the nicest girl ever. You know, you could be a little more evil...
12. I'm sorry, Shippo.
13. What? I don't hate my brother! When we fight, we're simply showing our anger because we couldn't have that special 'brotherly bond' like other brothers have! Sesshomaru, give me a hug!
14. (this is Kagome) Hmm... Koga has that rugged mountain guy look, Inuyasha has the whole sad puppy look, Hojo is so innocent... decisions, decisions.
15. Yay!! I'm turning human!!
16. Give me those dog bones, they're mine, I tell you, mine!!
17. Miroku, can you give me some tips on how to get more than one girl at once?
18. Koga!! Hey, what's up? *High fives him*
19. Myoga, I understand why you always run from battle. You're just a small flea, and I don't blame you. In fact, I'll distract the enemy next time so you can escape.
20. Koga, I would like you to meet somebody very close to my heart... *sniffle* This is my dear brother Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, this is my very good friend Koga.
21. *Kagome hands him Ramen* Oh, ramen? It's okay Kagome, I don't want any, you can have it. Heck! I'll never eat ramen ever again!
22. You're a good kid, Shippo.
23. NII-SAN! I LOVE YOU!!
24. Hey guys, how about we let Naraku have all the jewel shards? I mean, I really don't need them or anything.
25. EW, SICK! I HATE RAMEN! GET I AWAY FROM ME!!
26. Does this kimono make me look fat?
27. OH, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLES BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAAAAY...
28. Kaede, you're looking lovely today!
29. Dude, Miroku, that chick is so totally checkin' you out!
30. Kagome, would you bare my child?
31. What ever happened to peace and love?
1) Here, Kagome, I made you some ramen.
2) Sit, girl!
3) Teach me your ways, Lord Miroku!
4) Woo! Yes!! The new moon is coming!!
5) Myoga, you had better go and take cover. This is going to be a tough fight coming up.
6) Ew, why did I ever even think I liked something as ugly as Kikyo? I mean, she's dead and everything!
7) Kagome's skirt is awful short...
8) I hate ramen.
9) Collecting jewel shards is such hard work.
10) Demons sure are scary.
11) Naraku, I love you!!
12) Peace and love, man, it's, like, what makes the world go around.
13) Here, Naraku, let us save you the trouble of hunting us down and killing us. Just take the jewel shards. I don't want them anyway.
14) I wuv you, big brother.
15) You know, now that I think about it, I don't like Kagome OR Kikyo... I love YOU, Sango!!
16) Protect us, brave Shippo!
17) Happy Birthday, Sesshomaru! I got you the Tetsaiga for your birthday!
18) Kaede, let me get that door for you...
19) Let us retreat and formulate a strategic plan caculating in our enemy's weaknesses to use against them so that we may be triumphant in battle!
20) Et tu, Naraku?
21) Sure, Kagura, I'll be happy to help free you from Naraku's service. Anything to help a friend.
22) Hey Sesshomaru, your shoes are untied.
23) Kagome, why don't you go off and mate with Koga? It's only fair that a demon like him gets the girl.
24) I'm giving up on fighting with swords. Knumbchucks all the way!!
25) Aren't monks supposed to be peace loving?
26) 1, 2, buckle my shoe, 3, 4, shut the door...
27) Shippo, you look tired. Want a piggy bag ride?
28) I think I'm going to take up opera starting... now! LAAAAAA!
29) Kagome, would you marry me?
30) Kagome, can I help you study? It's important for you to go to school, you know.
31) Kagome, Kikyo, you two are both NOT for me. Now, Kagura...
~~Paige~~
32) Oh dear, is that a grass stain?
~~Lee~~
33) All right, time to save the humans!
~~Jocelyn~~
34) Here Koga, have Kagome AND the jewel shards! You need them more than I do!!!!!
~~Paige~~
35) I just love this prayer bead necklace! So totally stylish!
~~Cat~~
36) Okay Kagome, I'll stop bugging Buyo--just for you!
~~Elani~~
37) Hey Naraku, I got ya the Shikon Jewel for your birthday... honestly!
~~Galuxcatgirl~~
38) Oh, thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you so much! May heaven bless thy soul!
~~Galuxcatgirl~~
39) I have decided to attend your school, Kagome. After all, learning is a vital part of our lives.
~~Galuxcatgirl~~
40) You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, crying all the time! You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine!
~~Mini~~
41) Hey, let's go roll down that hill! Weeeee!!
~~J~~
42) I love everybody, man, I mean peace yo.
~~Elsa~~
43) It ain't nothang but a chicken wing!
~~Elsa~~
44) Jankotsu, you're my man... my woman... you're the one for me!! *glomp*
~~John~~
45) Kagome, why don't you go back to your own time for a few days? You could use the rest, and heck, what's the rush? I'll miss you!
~~Tara~~
The next four are from Holly F.
46) Okay before we run into battle lets create a strategic plan of positions and battle attacks and plans.
47) Well...we have no real chance of winning so lets just gracefully back out and admit defeat.
48) Shippo, you know I hold you with great respects and I just gotta say...I wuv you buddy!!
49) What!? No more ramen !?! Well...you tried your best Kagome...I forgive you.
50) It’s you I love Sango, not Kagome! ~~Laurel B~~
51) Kagome, will you go on a date with me? ~~LoveFam420~~
52) Inuyasha screw Kikyo and be my mate you hunk of burnning love!! ~~GlenHKG~~
The next 5 are from ChildoftheFox
53) Sesshoumaru... Incest isn't a bad thing.
54) Kagome, I'm sorry... I'm gay.
55) Could you repeat that? You mumbled.
56) Why yes! I DO groom myself three times a day! Thank you for noticing!
57) Sesshoumaru... I ... I love ya man.. *Sniff* Let's.. put this childish fighting behind us, okay? *Frowns* Stop touching my ears DAMNIT! I'm trying to sound sentimental!
58) Come on skirt *crosses fingers* come on skirt...flip up already....Damn. Alright, Miroku you won this bet. ~~CP~~
59) Hey Miroku! I'll trade you Kagome for Sango! ~~Linda~~
60) Naraku, you idiot, you killed Kikyo!! oops.. "I" message.....Naraku, I hate that you’re such a huge piece of lard!!!!!! ~~DulceDeDance~~
61) Mm, I seem to have gotten some dirt on my shirt. I’m sure Kagome won’t mind if I borrow something from her closet. ~~Min Min~~
62) I’m sorry. ~~Sandra D~~
63) Naraku I'm so glad you took my form, almost killed Kikyo, then she pinned me to the tree for 50 years, if it wasn't for that I wouldn't have such nice friends." *SNIFF,SNIFF* *hugs every one* ~~Sandra D~~
64) Shippou, you are a way cooler demon then I am. You’re also a little cooler then I am! Gimmie a high five, lil bro! ~~Sandra D~~
65) Miroku, you can have Kagome. I want Sango, okay? Okay! ~~Sandra D~~
66) Sango, you are WAY hotter than Kagome! ~~Sandra D~~
67) Oh NO! Demons! What are we gonna do?! ~~J~~
The next 10 from OllyHay
68) I'm sure this demon is just misunderstood!
69) I wish I had a dog tail to match my ears!
70) I dont like either Kagome or Kikyo, Rin is my girl!
71) Sesshomaru is just playing hard to get.
72) You know you want me, Kagome.
73) I like Kagome's world!
74) I shall mate with Kirara.
75) Kagome and Kikyo are OKAY, but check out SANGO!
76) Kagome, why dont you fight. I dont want to hurt myself.
77) Maybe I have a chance at going to heaven!
78) Kagome, do I have a unibrow? ~~Laurel~~
79) Stupid fleas! ~~Mini~~
IYRP
(NEVER EVER!!)
1. I think we should give the Jewel of Four Souls to the village. We don't need it, I'm good being a half dog demon!
2. Sesshomaru, here have the Tetsusaiga. I don't need it.
3. Kagome I love you and I don't care what Kikyo says at all.
4. Naraku, I'm glad you attacked Kikyo and she thought it was me who attacked her and I got pinned to a tree for 50 years. That way I would of never of met Kagome.
5. I'm using the jewel to become human now.
6. Miroku you can have Kagome... I want Sango ok? Ok.
7. Hey Shippo, you're a really cool guy and you're a way better demon than me.
8. Kikyo I hate you! You tried to kill me so there. At least Kagome doesn't pin me to a tree for 50 years. I'm going with her.
9. Hey Sango did you know that you're way better than Kagome? C'mere, I want YOU!!
10. Hey Koga, you can have Kagome. I don't want her. She's way too annoying.
11. Kikyo you're the nicest girl ever. You know, you could be a little more evil...
12. I'm sorry, Shippo.
13. What? I don't hate my brother! When we fight, we're simply showing our anger because we couldn't have that special 'brotherly bond' like other brothers have! Sesshomaru, give me a hug!
14. (this is Kagome) Hmm... Koga has that rugged mountain guy look, Inuyasha has the whole sad puppy look, Hojo is so innocent... decisions, decisions.
15. Yay!! I'm turning human!!
16. Give me those dog bones, they're mine, I tell you, mine!!
17. Miroku, can you give me some tips on how to get more than one girl at once?
18. Koga!! Hey, what's up? *High fives him*
19. Myoga, I understand why you always run from battle. You're just a small flea, and I don't blame you. In fact, I'll distract the enemy next time so you can escape.
20. Koga, I would like you to meet somebody very close to my heart... *sniffle* This is my dear brother Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, this is my very good friend Koga.
21. *Kagome hands him Ramen* Oh, ramen? It's okay Kagome, I don't want any, you can have it. Heck! I'll never eat ramen ever again!
22. You're a good kid, Shippo.
23. NII-SAN! I LOVE YOU!!
24. Hey guys, how about we let Naraku have all the jewel shards? I mean, I really don't need them or anything.
25. EW, SICK! I HATE RAMEN! GET I AWAY FROM ME!!
26. Does this kimono make me look fat?
27. OH, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLES BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAAAAY...
28. Kaede, you're looking lovely today!
29. Dude, Miroku, that chick is so totally checkin' you out!
30. Kagome, would you bare my child?
31. What ever happened to peace and love?
MORE!!! =D
[/font]1) Here, Kagome, I made you some ramen.
2) Sit, girl!
3) Teach me your ways, Lord Miroku!
4) Woo! Yes!! The new moon is coming!!
5) Myoga, you had better go and take cover. This is going to be a tough fight coming up.
6) Ew, why did I ever even think I liked something as ugly as Kikyo? I mean, she's dead and everything!
7) Kagome's skirt is awful short...
8) I hate ramen.
9) Collecting jewel shards is such hard work.
10) Demons sure are scary.
11) Naraku, I love you!!
12) Peace and love, man, it's, like, what makes the world go around.
13) Here, Naraku, let us save you the trouble of hunting us down and killing us. Just take the jewel shards. I don't want them anyway.
14) I wuv you, big brother.
15) You know, now that I think about it, I don't like Kagome OR Kikyo... I love YOU, Sango!!
16) Protect us, brave Shippo!
17) Happy Birthday, Sesshomaru! I got you the Tetsaiga for your birthday!
18) Kaede, let me get that door for you...
19) Let us retreat and formulate a strategic plan caculating in our enemy's weaknesses to use against them so that we may be triumphant in battle!
20) Et tu, Naraku?
21) Sure, Kagura, I'll be happy to help free you from Naraku's service. Anything to help a friend.
22) Hey Sesshomaru, your shoes are untied.
23) Kagome, why don't you go off and mate with Koga? It's only fair that a demon like him gets the girl.
24) I'm giving up on fighting with swords. Knumbchucks all the way!!
25) Aren't monks supposed to be peace loving?
26) 1, 2, buckle my shoe, 3, 4, shut the door...
27) Shippo, you look tired. Want a piggy bag ride?
28) I think I'm going to take up opera starting... now! LAAAAAA!
29) Kagome, would you marry me?
30) Kagome, can I help you study? It's important for you to go to school, you know.
31) Kagome, Kikyo, you two are both NOT for me. Now, Kagura...
~~Paige~~
32) Oh dear, is that a grass stain?
~~Lee~~
33) All right, time to save the humans!
~~Jocelyn~~
34) Here Koga, have Kagome AND the jewel shards! You need them more than I do!!!!!
~~Paige~~
35) I just love this prayer bead necklace! So totally stylish!
~~Cat~~
36) Okay Kagome, I'll stop bugging Buyo--just for you!
~~Elani~~
37) Hey Naraku, I got ya the Shikon Jewel for your birthday... honestly!
~~Galuxcatgirl~~
38) Oh, thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you so much! May heaven bless thy soul!
~~Galuxcatgirl~~
39) I have decided to attend your school, Kagome. After all, learning is a vital part of our lives.
~~Galuxcatgirl~~
40) You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, crying all the time! You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine!
~~Mini~~
41) Hey, let's go roll down that hill! Weeeee!!
~~J~~
42) I love everybody, man, I mean peace yo.
~~Elsa~~
43) It ain't nothang but a chicken wing!
~~Elsa~~
44) Jankotsu, you're my man... my woman... you're the one for me!! *glomp*
~~John~~
45) Kagome, why don't you go back to your own time for a few days? You could use the rest, and heck, what's the rush? I'll miss you!
~~Tara~~
The next four are from Holly F.
46) Okay before we run into battle lets create a strategic plan of positions and battle attacks and plans.
47) Well...we have no real chance of winning so lets just gracefully back out and admit defeat.
48) Shippo, you know I hold you with great respects and I just gotta say...I wuv you buddy!!
49) What!? No more ramen !?! Well...you tried your best Kagome...I forgive you.
50) It’s you I love Sango, not Kagome! ~~Laurel B~~
51) Kagome, will you go on a date with me? ~~LoveFam420~~
52) Inuyasha screw Kikyo and be my mate you hunk of burnning love!! ~~GlenHKG~~
The next 5 are from ChildoftheFox
53) Sesshoumaru... Incest isn't a bad thing.
54) Kagome, I'm sorry... I'm gay.
55) Could you repeat that? You mumbled.
56) Why yes! I DO groom myself three times a day! Thank you for noticing!
57) Sesshoumaru... I ... I love ya man.. *Sniff* Let's.. put this childish fighting behind us, okay? *Frowns* Stop touching my ears DAMNIT! I'm trying to sound sentimental!
58) Come on skirt *crosses fingers* come on skirt...flip up already....Damn. Alright, Miroku you won this bet. ~~CP~~
59) Hey Miroku! I'll trade you Kagome for Sango! ~~Linda~~
60) Naraku, you idiot, you killed Kikyo!! oops.. "I" message.....Naraku, I hate that you’re such a huge piece of lard!!!!!! ~~DulceDeDance~~
61) Mm, I seem to have gotten some dirt on my shirt. I’m sure Kagome won’t mind if I borrow something from her closet. ~~Min Min~~
62) I’m sorry. ~~Sandra D~~
63) Naraku I'm so glad you took my form, almost killed Kikyo, then she pinned me to the tree for 50 years, if it wasn't for that I wouldn't have such nice friends." *SNIFF,SNIFF* *hugs every one* ~~Sandra D~~
64) Shippou, you are a way cooler demon then I am. You’re also a little cooler then I am! Gimmie a high five, lil bro! ~~Sandra D~~
65) Miroku, you can have Kagome. I want Sango, okay? Okay! ~~Sandra D~~
66) Sango, you are WAY hotter than Kagome! ~~Sandra D~~
67) Oh NO! Demons! What are we gonna do?! ~~J~~
The next 10 from OllyHay
68) I'm sure this demon is just misunderstood!
69) I wish I had a dog tail to match my ears!
70) I dont like either Kagome or Kikyo, Rin is my girl!
71) Sesshomaru is just playing hard to get.
72) You know you want me, Kagome.
73) I like Kagome's world!
74) I shall mate with Kirara.
75) Kagome and Kikyo are OKAY, but check out SANGO!
76) Kagome, why dont you fight. I dont want to hurt myself.
77) Maybe I have a chance at going to heaven!
78) Kagome, do I have a unibrow? ~~Laurel~~
79) Stupid fleas! ~~Mini~~
IYRP
