Things Kagome Would Never Say

[Amara<3]

Things Kagome Would Never Say

(Not even in a million years)

1. Kikyo, I insist, you had him first. Go ahead, you can have him.

2. Miroku, I'm fed up with this. I'm so sick of Inuyasha, let's try for what you first wanted it to be like!

3. Shippo, get lost.

4. Maybe I should go for that other boy... at least he's not a demon.

5. I never noticed how mature and cute Sesshomaru is before...

6. Koga and Inuyasha, why don't you two fight it out? I'll take the one who doesn't die!

7. Here Koga, I want you to have all of these jewel shards we've collected...

8. Sango, why do you keep pushing Miroku farther away from you? Can't you see he loves you?

9. Miroku, you're going about it all wrong. Girls like it when you give them flowers and candy and stuff, not grab their butts.

10. There's no place like home, there's no place like home... *click click click*

11. Poor Naraku.

12. Poor Sesshomaru, having a half-demon as his little brother. Such a loss...

13. Inuyasha, would you do me a favor? Give Miroku these flowers and tell them that Sango gave them to him, all right? What do you mean why? Because Miroku is such a sweet guy, not all mean like you. I didn't mean it that way... you know it's true. Look, at least he doesn't go off and see 2 girls at once... well, you have a point... 5 girls at once isn't 2 girls, though, and at least he apoligizes... you know what? I don't have to listen to this. Sit boy! *Storms off to Miroku*

14. Hey Sesshomaru, do you care if we refer to you as Fluffy? Oh, you don't? Great!

15. Inuyasha, that outfit is sooo 5 minutes ago. Come back to the present with me and we can go shopping!

16. Maybe I should start a baby sitting service here in Futile Japan. I can teach the kids how to fight demons, do some geometry, shoot archery, work on some history...

17. Koga, I've decided I'm going to the Tarzan/Jane look this season, so I'm coming back to be your mate for a while.

18.Inuyasha when you did say get undressed, I was hoping you meant REALLY get undressed, even though I knew what you meant by it. That's why I hit you on the head with a rock.

19. Inuyasha, how about we head back and take a shower?
~~ Lia Ten ~~

20. Naraku! Wait, you dropped these jewel shards!!

21. (very sweetly yelled) Oh, Sessy! Wait, I mean, Oh Sesshomaru! I LOVE YOU!
~~ Kendra ~~

22. Oh Sessu, um I mean Fluffy, no wait.. (what is his name.....) oh yeah! Oh Sesshomaru! I Love You!!!
~~ Kenneth ~~

23. OK, for show and tell I bought my friends. They live in the futile era, and some of them are demons... Uh-Oh, where's Miroku? *scream comes up from the girls bathroom*

24. Miroku, I think you should come to my house one day and meet all my friends!

25. So buddy, how would you like to have a good time? It's only 50 bucks!!
~Samonuske~

26. Hey Inuyasha, do you mind coming over here and helping me with my bra-strap? No? Okay, then. Miroku?
~[e-mail]~

27. Oh Hojo...I LOVE YOU! *SOB* ~David~

28. Of course you can go to hell with Kikyo, Inuyasha! I don't mind! ~David~

29. I wonder if 'sit boy' would work on Sesshomaru??

30. Inuyasha, do you wanna come back home with me on Saturday? We could, you know, go see a movie and go shopping afterwords!

31. Why don't we ever fight any cute and shirtless demons?

32. Oh, Naraku I've loved you since the first day I met you and as proof here are our shards now kiss me and then we can have some real fun *Kagome kisses Naraku and they head for his place*
~~ From Jessica S. ~~

33. Miroku!!! Let's go to my room!!!
~~From Dee ~~

34. Inuyasha, we have to sleep together to save heat!
~~From F F ~~

35. Koga, I'm your woman!
~~ From UnscathedKam ~~

36. I wonder what Grampa would say if I really did get sick?

37. Mm... these chip potatos are so good!!

38. What do you mean Shippo's not a girl?? Why he is wearing a ribbon?
~~ From Genjuro ~~

39. Oh, wait a minute Inuyasha, I can't fight right now, I have to answer my cell phone! ... Hello? Oh, Hi Hojo!! I'm doing good... Yeah, I'm kinda busy right now... the movies? Really? Free tickets? On the opening night?! Hojo, where did you get them?! Really?? Oh wow... and there's only two of them. And you want me to come with you? Oh, Hojo, I would love to!! Pick me up tomorrow at 6, ok? Bu-bye!!

40. Your sister is really kind! What do you mean you don't have a sister?!? Sesshomaru's a girl!! *walks away in shock* ~~Masha~~

41. Ohh... Sesshomaru! I can't take it anymore! I must say this to you or I shall never die in peace... Sesshomaru... I LOVE YOU!!! *Inuyasha faints* ~~Masha~~

42. Miroku, you're so mature! ~~Michael~~

43. Inuyasha do you have a tail? If so, let me see it? *wink wink*
~~Anoin~~

44. Sure, Hojo, I'll be your boyfriend! Who, Inuyasha? No, he won't mind!
~~Kagome1876~~

45. Hey Inuyasha? Am I gaining weight or am I running slower and getting clumsier when I'm in trouble?
~~Kilela~~

46. Does this skirt make me look fat?

47. Tee hee, Koga, you're so cute when you fight without a shirt!
~~Kurama no Koichi~~

48. Hey Inuyasha, I forgot to tell you: I'm seeing Sango now, silly me!
~~Kurama no Koichi~~

49. The only thing scarier than Naraku with all the jewel shards is Inuyasha with braided pig tails!
~~Kurama no Koichi~~

50. *cell phone rings* Hello? Oh, HI HOJO!! .. Fine.. yes..yes.. oh, I can't come to these movies you keep offering to take me to. Mmhmm, actually I'm not dying of a rare disease, I'm in the feudal era with my boyfriend Inuyasha, he's a dog youkai!! .. NO I'M NOT CRAZY!! .. I HATE YOU!!!! *hangs up* Hey Inuyasha, there's somebody I want you to kill!!
~~Kurama no Koichi~~

51. I'm sorry, Inuyasha, I can't go jewel shard hunting right now because I'm having a threesome with Miroku and Sango!
~~Starks~~

52. Inuyasha, I looove you!!
~~Elizabeth~~

53. Inuyasha, will you marry me and have childern with me??
~~Katt~~

54. Miroku, if Sango doesn't want to bare your child then I will!
~~Katt~~

55. Inuyasha, I love you... but... I also love Sesshomaru, Miroku, and Koga, but I do think that I love you more!
~~Katt~~

56. Hojo, I.. I.. I can't go out on a date with you, because.. well.. I'm in love with somebody else! AND I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART! OH INUYASHA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!
~~Marissa~~

57. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me, matey!!

58. Where's my sake?!

59. You know, I've been thinking... maybe I'll become a nun!


60. I wonder if Miroku has ever mistakenly asked a guy to bare his child??
~~James Alexander~~

61. Inuyasha, can you help me find my bra?
~~Keith~~

62. Will all this running around in the feudal era, when will I have time to get my driving permit?!

63. Hey, Inuyasha, I'm going to go bathe in the hot springs so hold Miroku down... oh, of course you can come Shippo!
~~Eikichi~~

64. Inuyasha, FETCH!!!
~~Gborsellino~~

65. Oh Naraku, please bare my child!!
~~Steven~~

(66-89 are from Courtney S!)
66. Inuyasha, will you bare my child?
67. Inuyasha, you are cute and all, b-but I like Ryokon, Jaken, and Ginta!!
68. I'm not sick, teacher, I'm in LOVE! With a demon! *gasps* There he is! *sigh* Inuyasha, take me with you! HEY! What is KIKYO doing here? What? You guys are going out? No, I don't mind. Maybe we could even SHARE you!
69. MY INUYASHA!!
70. A pyschiatrist? For me?? You're too kind, Gramps!
71. *looks at Shippo* Mmmmm! Pocky! *chew chew* Tastes like.. um.. fox.. FOX?!?!?
72. Sesshomaru, you're my woman!
73. Inuyasha, let me use your sword! I've got stuff to kill!
74. *sniffle* INUYASHA, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO?!?!?!? Inuyasha: I said I was going to get fire wood.. Oh, really? You did? OH YEEEAAAH NOW I REMEMBER!!!!
75. Kikyo, take ME to hell with you!
76. Shippou, would you marry me?
77. I wonder if I should make a demon circus? *looks at Inuyasha and Shippo and laughs maniacally*
78. Miroku, why are you so perverted?!
79. I wanna be a demon too!!
80. I, for one, am not going to put up with your behavior young man! What?! You're a girl?! Oops, sorry Kikyo! Wait, if you look like a man then do I?! I all ready am I man!!
81. Stupid skirt, fly up once in a while!!
82. Inuyasha, I want YOU for Christmas!
83. Hey, Mayu, I won't care if you kill Satoru! Wait, you all ready did?! Cool!!
84. I wonder if demons can dance...
85. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
86. *chirps like a chipmunk* Oh, dear! Did that come from me?!?
87. I'm hungry.
88. Where's the bathroom?!
89. SAT! Or was it tas?Or tis? Oh.. yeah.. sit!
90. I'm going to take a bath now! Miroku and Inuyasha are welcome to join me!!
~~Kurama no Koishi~~
91. Miroku, SIT!!!
~~Kurama no Koishi~~
92. SCREW SCHOOL!! I'd rather be covered in demon blood and go days without a bath!!
~~Kurama no Koishi~~
93. Hojo, that pathetic puppy-dog loyalty is turning on me!
~~Kurama no Koishi~~
94. All right, everybody, it's hoe-down time!!
95. Inuyasha, there's something I need to tell you. I'm having Koga's baby!
~~BtLAUDENSLAGER1~~
96. Hey Fluffy! I got something for ya! *throws Inuyasha's sword to Sesshomaru*
~~Paige~~
97. Hey Sango, could you put some lotion on my legs?
~~Lish~~
98. Does this skirt make my butt look big??
~~Tony
99. Do you ever groom yourself like a real dog Inuyasha?
~~Tony~~
100. Are you gay Miroku?
~~Tony~~
101. Hojo, here are all the gifts you ever gave me. I only need one person... Inuyasha!!
~~Tony~~

102. Hey Miroku! Let's go to the hot springs!
~~Steven~~

103. Inuyasha, please sleep with me!!!
~~Punkrock/Inuyashalover~~

104. Inuyasha please date me forget about Hojo I love you only you! Please oh please marry me! Forget about Kikyo! Marry me!
~~Carl~~

105. Inuyasha, I'm sorry, but...... I LIKE MIROKU!
~~Paige~~

106. Inuyasha, you look so gay!
~~John~~

107. Inuyasha... I... I... I love Naraku!
~~Sara131~~

108. Sango, would you bare my child?
~~Hikari/Serena~~

Next 9 are from Skele!
109. Inuyasha, I'm giving up jewel shard hunting, I finally want to fulfill my one dream to become a Pokemon master.

110. KAMEAMEA!

111. Huh, that's odd my jewel shards are missing, meh easy come easy go, not like they were important or anything.

112.Hey Sango,I thought you should know, I'm marrying your brother.

113. Hey Miroku, my vacume cleaner broke, so.... well... I thought... since you got that hand and all..

114. Hojo, I have something to tell you.... I almost kissed your ancestor.

115. OMG it's my mom, she's coming home, Inuyasha quick put your Kimono back on.

116. Your starting to sound alot like your father Inuyasha!

117. Naraku, I want to become your underling teach me the ways of evil!

118. Inuyasha! Kiss me, I'm Irish!
~~The Inuyasha Gang~~

119. OH MY GOD I broke a nail!!
~~TnRatHome~~

120. Yup, I reckon that thar monkey is gonna head fer the hills once dog-boy 'ere gets up 'n at 'em! Yeehaw!

121. Oh, Koga-poo, harder!
~~FearStreet11~~

122. Oh, Sessy, forget that other girl, what's her name (oh yeah Rin) anyway, come with me! We can have lots of fun!!
~~Dragon62392~~

123. Inuyasha, come and live with me in my time!
~~Lor~~

124. Inuyasha, do you think I'm dumb?
~~Tim~~

125. Oh, good grief, Inuyasha, how long has it been since you changed your kimono?!
~Holly-san~

126. Inuyasha, you suck! ~Calling_The_Silence~

127. What? It's not like I smell bad or anything. It's only been two weeks since my last shower. ~Holly-san~

128. Inuyasha, could you help me put this boulder on the Stone Eater's Well? ~Holly-san~

129. Miroku, I've had a really bad day. Would you do me the honor of groping me? ~Holly-san~

130. Inuyasha, I have something to tell you. I'm... carrying your brother's child. ~Ashley~

131. Eeew, did Sango just pick her nose?! ~Mini~

132. Walk like an Egyptian! ~Jocelyn~

133. Miroku, Inuyasha's coming! Quick, put your clothes back on! ~Ashley~

134. Inuyasha, Naraku, Sesshy, LET'S HAVE A FOURSOME! ~Calling_The_Silence~

135. Jaken, would you marry me? ~Ashley~

136. Hojo, I all ready have 3 boyfriends so I don't need you to buy me anything else! ~Ashley~

137. Inuyasha, Miroku, did you two drink all the sake without me?! ~Ashley~

138. Sango, you're lookin' reeeed hot tonight! ~Calling_The_Silence~

139. Koga, I never liked you. I have wanted to eat a wolf demon before, though! ~Ashley~

140. ring-ring.? answers cellphone*? Hello.... Hojo what a surprise!? You want me to spend the night over at your place for the weekend so you can make me feel better because I'm sick all the time?? No I can't I'm in the Feudal era making out with your ancestor, Inuyasha, Miroku, Sess, Koga, and Naraku.? Forget it I'm never talking to you again.? But can I make out with your ancestor? ~Ashley~

141. Inuyasha want to bathe me? ~Ashley~

142. Shippo, you're sexy. ~Calling_The_Silence~

Inuyasha can I hold your sword for a moment?? *runs to Sesshomaru*? Here you go Sesshomaru.? I kept with my end of the deal so keep up with yours, drop the clothes. ~Ashley~

143. Hojo come here! * grabs Hojo and makes out with him in front of Inuyasha* ~Ashley~

144. Kirara why don't you go out with Shippo? ~Ashley~

145. Sesshomaru I wish I was a guy and you were a girl so.... ~Ashley~
146. *While stripping* Too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my skirt, too sexy for my bra..too sexy for my panties! *Miroku is drooling* ~Calling_The_Silence~

147. Kikyo, would you bear my child? ~Calling_The_Silence~

148. He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not... ~Mini~

149. Titans, GO! ~Bianca and Ashley~

150. Mew Mew style, Mew Mew grace, Mew Mew Power in your face! ~Bianca and Ashley~

151. Hmm, let's see, I have a date with Sesshomaru Friday at 7:00, so we can out Saturday! ~Bianca and Ashley~

152. Ooh, I should NOT have had that bean burito... ~Mini~

153. Yeah, I decided to go back to my own time... Why? This whole feudal era thing is sooooo lame. Good luck on that shard hunting thing. *jumps in well* ~CP~

154. Hey Miroku, you need to call the sex offenders hotline. ~Pisces~

155. *scratches Inuyasha* IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER! ~Linda~

156. I see your hieny, all bright and shiney, you better hide it, before I bite it, It makes me giggle, the way it wiggles, cuz it shines by the light of the moon! No Inuyasha I wasn't making fun. ~~ Stephie/Blu_Munky (down to 166)~~

157. Inuyasha kick Shippos ass!

158. Goodbye cruel world!

159. Aww man! Somebody ate the eyeball!

160. Inuyasha...Did anyone ever tell you your ears taste like mustard?

161. Inuyasha, you have a booger right the-- Yep you got --EWW, did you just eat it?

162. *playing Inuyasha on PS2* My character is so weak, I mean Shippo kills more than me.

163. *Playing with Inuyasha plushie* You're so cute, Yes you are, Yes you are.

164. Inuyasha, I choose you! *throws Pokeball*

165. Do I have a mustache?

166. Hey, Inuyasha, what do you think of my hair? ... Yes, I know it's blue!!

167. Must... kill... Grandpa... ~~J~~

168. InuYasha, I have a confession to make. I killed Akane and married Ranma. ~~DulceDeDance~~

169. yo InuYa-shaaaa, what da dilly? did you know fluffy is actually a girl? I asked him to drop his trousers and you can guess what I saw. he's been holding out on you man. ~~DulceDeDance~~

170. Did I ever tell you that Kikyo is way hotter than I am and she deserves u more because she found u first InuYasha?~~Rashamaru~~

171. Ooo give me more of that love InuYasha. ~~Rashamaru~~

172. I hate you, Mom. ~~Rashamaru~~

173. Ooo InuYasha, Sesshomaru, Koga, Miroku, Shippou, and Naraku, bare my child! ~~Rashamaru~~

174. Jaken how would u like a niiiiiice back rub? *moves down more...more...MORE... u have a little knot...I'LL GET IT OUT FOR YA!? ~~Joynatic~~

175. Oh my gawd! Are you, like, fo rizzle?! No way! Get outta town, like, totally! ~~Min Min~~

176. I just love how nobody ever asks me why the heck I’m wearing such weird clothes. These feudal age people are such IDIOTS! ~~Min Min~~

177. I'm horny. o.o ~~Christian~~

178. Oh WOW Miroku that was so much fun. Sango has NO IDEA what shes missing...wanna go again? Tee Hee! *giggles* ~~Christian~~

179. Inuyasha, I’m leaving you for Shippou. He is was more loyal than you are! ~~Sandra D~~

180. Inuyasha, you look pretty hot in that kimono. Mind if I take it off? ~~Courtney~~

181. Inuyasha, this is the 6th time you’ve made me pregnant!!! ~~Courtney~~

182. Milaya mama! Nyezhnaya! Myi tak lyubili tebya. No vse nashi silyi, Potrachenyi byili zyra! ~~Mini~~

183. Miroku, my friend is about to make out with you in 3, 2, 1… now! ~~Courtney~~

184. My wish list contains only one thing: It starts with an I and ends with an A! Can you guess what it is? ~~Carissa~~

185. Sit boy! SIT! No, BAD BOY! *throws jewel shard at Inuyasha* ~~Carissa~~

186. INUYASHA!!! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?! MAKEOVER! TAKE OFF THAT UGLY FIRE RAT KIMONO!! Ugh that kimono is soooo 2 seconds ago! AND WHAT KIND OF MAKE-UP IS THAT??? Eyeshadow is supposed to go OVER your eyes not UNDER!!!! ~~Carissa~~

187. Stop killing, say you’re sorry… and KISS ME YOU FOOL! ~~Carissa~~

188. You—Kikyo, get off Inuyasha’s lap! That’s MY spot! You can have his back! ~~Carissa~~

189. Sango, are we sisters? ~~Carissa~~

190. Sessy! Wait, Sessy! Don’t be so stubborn, Sessho—Oops, I mean, Inuyasha! ~~Lea~~

191.Inuyasha, I'm carrying Sesshomaru's child. ~~DragonMaster~~

192. Hey, Inuyasha! Have you seen my bra? ~~DragonMaster~~

193. Inuyasha, can I carry you? ~~DragonMaster~~

194. Can I sleep with my head on your lap, Inuyasha? ~~DragonMaster~~

195. I can't find the jewel shards. I think they went down my bra. ~~DragonMaster~~

196. I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. ~~DragonMaster~~

197. Hey, I just started my period! ~~DragonMaster~~

198. Sesshomaru, I found the perfect guy for you! ~~DragonMaster~~

199. I'm finished braiding your hair, Inuyasha. ~~DragonMaster~~

200. I'm back for the doctor's office and I'm having twins. ~~DragonMaster~~

201. Ugh, demon guts! Where's my hand sanitizer?! ~~Mini~~

202. Hey, Miroku, wanna come over tonight? My friends will be there... ~~BollyBoo~~

203. Inuyasha I love you! PLEASE be my boyfriend! ~~Akane~~

204. To hell with Kikyo!... Um, Kikyo! Wait! Kikyo!! ~~Akane~~

205. Miroku, just tell Sango that you love her... so she can say NO and we can move on with our lives! ^_^ ~~Akane~~

206. Kouga, are you high on SUGAR?!?! Don't you get it? I love INUYASHA not you... so go bother Ayame! ~~Akane~~

207. Hey Inuyasha can you help me with my math homework? ~~Akane~~

208. RUN, FRODO!!! THE DARK RIDERS HAVE COMETH!!! ~~Mini~~

209. Inuyasha, I have a confession to make.... I-I... I love KOUGA! ~~Akane~~

210. No, Grampa was lying. Really, I wasn't sick, I was in the feudal era with Inuyasha getting the last Shikon Jewel! Don't believe me? Ask Souta! ~~Akane~~

211. What's a girl gotta do to get some privacy around here?! ~~Akane~~

212. Inuyasha... I ran out of ramen... sorry... ~~Akane~~

213. INUYASHA!!! How many times do I have to tell you that it's called POTATO CHIPS?! Not dried potatos... ~~Akane~~

214. Root beer, not 'woot beer'!!!!! ~~Akane~~

215. Yo yo Inu! What's crackalakin daaaaaaaaaaaawg!!! ~~Mizu-chan~~

216. *glomps Inuyasha* Take me into your arms, you animal!!!! ~~Mizu-chan~~

217. *When first meeting Sesshomaru* Inuyasha, who's she? ~~Kodee~~

218. @$#% YOU @$(*# @%^&$ *(@!#!! ~~Mini~~

219. Shippo, will you marry me? ~~Sierra~~

220. Here Naraku, let me tend to your wounds. ~~Sierra~~

221. WHERE IS MY HAIR BRUSH?! Oh my gawd, we can't fight any demons today, my hair is too FRIZZY! AAAH! ~~Jam-Jars~~

222. Hey Sesshomaru, can I borrow your fluffy thing? ... No? ... Why you-- *tackles Sesshomaru and steals his fluffy thing* HAH! First I'm gonna dye it hot pink then I'll turn it into a toilet seat cover MWAHAHA! ~~Sierra~~

223. I need anime, I need it today, I love to rhyme, just like demon slime, I'm going to kill you and cook some stew. Kikyo needs a hug from Naraku a spider bug. Why am I rhyming at this particular timing? Oh no don't kill Yura of the hair because she and Inuyasha make a great pair Go INUYASHA GO GO GO! Oops, you're too slow! NOW DIE!!! Well see ya and GOODBYE!! ~~Sierra~~

224. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL AND TAKE OVER THE DIGITAL WORLD MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ~~Sierra~~

225. LET'S HAVE A BUBBLE BATH TEA PARTY! ~~Sierra~~

226. C'mon, Inuyasha, I'm tired of the past. Let's go to my time and take over the world! When I'm the Queen I'll let you have all the Ramen you want!! ~~Sierra~~

227. C'mon, Inuyasha, we're going to the USA! *arrives* C'mon, Inuyasha, let's go to the First Baptist Church of Westport Indiana! ~~Sierra~~

228. Who's a little evil demon, aww, you sooo cute yes lil Naraku whosa lil baby here comes the Shikon Shard here it comes!! Aww you need a hug yes you do, yes you do!! ~~Sierra~~

229. Come on, Inuyasha, just put the fake white beard on! *When succeeds in getting the fake white beard on him, takes to Sota* See, I told you Santa Claus is real!! ~~Sierra~~

230. LET'S ALL DYE OUR HAIR PINK AND START A NEW GIRLS ONLY CLUB! ~~Sierra~~

231. Wonder where I can find a pizza delivery boy in the Feudal Era... ~~Mini~~

232. AAH! Inuyasha, I dropped my bracelet in the miasma river! Go and get it!! ~~JF9373~~

233. I LOVE CHEESE!!!!!!!!! ~~Laurel~~

234. Oh Mr. Sun, SUN, Mr. Golden Sun, please shine down on meeeEEEEE!! ~~Mini~~

235. Hey, what's that weird rash... *gasp* INUYASHA!! YOU HAVE GEOSTIGMA?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! ~~FFVII4EVER~~

236. *thinks* Inuyasha is asleep?!?!? *grins* Let's have some fun!! ~~KaiCat~~

237. Kagura! Take me to your leader! ~~KaiCat~~

238. Getcha head in the game, Inuyasha!! ~~JV~~

239. *Singing* Tonight's the night, Inuyasha, come home wit' me! ~~KaiCat~~

240. Oh Inuyasha... have you ever thought about competing in a dog show? I'll teach you how to catch a frisbee with your teeth!! ~~KaiCat~~

241. OH MY GOD!! A DEMON!! A HOT one if I do say so myself... and what's this? HE HAS HIS SHIRT OFF!! *squeals* ~~KaiCat~~

242. *whispers to Sango* Have you ever noticed that both the guys have 6 packs? I wonder if Shippo will when he grows up!! ~~KaiCat~~

243. Inuyasha... this has gone on too long... you have been seeing both me AND Kikyo... It is time for you to chose one of us who will be with you forever and ever and ever and ever... ~~KaiCat~~

244. HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I HAVE DECLAREDETH THAT I AM CONVERTING INTO A NUN!! That way, Kouga and Inuyasha can stop fighting over me!! ^_^ ~~Mini~~

245. Inuyasha, have you ever considered donating blood??? It's for a good cause!! Really!!! ~~Lisa~~



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