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Post by naughtypanda on Jul 15, 2009 20:33:27 GMT -4
Chuck Norris's calander goes from March 31st straight to April second because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
Let's have some more Chuck Norris jokes.
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Post by WhiteCrestAngel on Jul 22, 2009 18:55:17 GMT -4
I heard Chuck Norris is so tough, under his beard there lies only a third fist.
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skyacezero
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Post by skyacezero on Oct 18, 2009 14:34:36 GMT -4
Okay, here's one:
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Post by Amara<3 on Oct 18, 2009 19:52:41 GMT -4
Haha, okay.
Why does the boogeyman sleep with a night light? Because he's afraid of Chuck Norris.
(That's how I was told that one... I just found a slightly different version though: When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.)
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